Terms & Conditions

Terms and conditions

You voluntarily came to our website.  If you do not like it, just click your back button and go to another website.  If you stick around, you agree that you like our website and you wont' cause us any trouble, forever, for any reason.  Nobody forced you to stay here and enjoy our website and our services.  If you stay, you agree that you like our services and you agree not to cause us any trouble forever, for any reason, even financially.  This agreement will continue until the year 2100.  Have a nice day!